Happy Halloween, punk. So how drunk were you last night, anyway? Yeah? Maybe that’s why you have no idea who you even are right now, much less where your wallet and keys are, not to mention how horribly late to work you are at the moment.
While we’re on the subject of your inadequacy this morning, do you have any idea where your phone is in this wreck? Maybe you don’t but New York’s Dave Dawson does.
He’s slung together a little promotional tool for his design that does one simple thing: call a phone number. So, assuming you were smart enough to leave your ringer on, enter your number, click “Hello?” then follow the ringing sound. Best of luck.