Chwast’s Quote: Words of Wisdom from Seymour Chwast (and Steve Martin)

A notable quote from Steve Martin, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 81 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column. 

Seymour Chwast

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