Clear Water Hides Nothing

Let’s all celebrate National Pattern Baldness Day: “For every head shall be bald, and every beard clipped: upon all the hands shall be cuttings, and upon the loins sackcloth.”

In honor of the self-appointed homage to pates, today begins the first annual “Clear Water Hides Nothing: Name the Bald Man” contest. Can you name them all? Or even a few?

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.  ~Kahlil Gibran

(Read about Hefner’s documentary film in the Nightly Heller here.)

4 thoughts on “Clear Water Hides Nothing

  1. JG

    If this really be a contest, then: Yul Brynner, David Carradine, Gandhi, Eisenhower, Mussolini, Jean Luc Picard, Mr. Clean, Telly Savalas, Dr. Evil, Homer Simpson, Michael Jordan, John Travolta, Elmer Fudd and Mr. Magoo.