Monkey Business

Whether Darwin was right or not. Whether we evolved from apes or angels. We can all agree (I presume) that monkeys are fascinating creatures and great for a laugh or two when one is blue. Thank you cousins!

So to celebrate our simian relatives (and friends) I offer a gallery (drawn from various monkey appreciation websites) of critters big and small to bring a smile to the eye and chuckle to the heart. To simians everywhere.

6 thoughts on “Monkey Business

  1. YOOSEY RESISTANCE

    MY NAME IS JAMES MONTEBURDUR, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT I AM FROM THE FUTURE.  IN THE FUTURE, YOOSEY’S OFFSPRING HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD AND RULE WITH AN IRON FIST.  ALL HUMANS ARE FORCED TO RUN AROUND IN TIGHT ORANGE LEOTARDS AND SWING FROM TREES ON VINES.  HELP US!  DO NOT ALLOW THESE YOOSEY SPAWN TO INFECT THE AMERICAN GENE POOL!!  THEY MUST BE STOPPED!  WOMEN OF AMERICA, YOU MUST SEW YOUR VAGINAS CLOSED SO THAT NO YOOSEY SEED CAN ENTER.
    GOOD LUCK, 
    COLONEL JAMES MONTEBURDUR, RESISTANCE COMMANDER.
     

  2. YOOSEY

    MY NAME IS YOOSEY. IT SEEMS AS IF YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY CREATIONS FROM CORRUPTING THE AMERICAN GENE POOL. MY CREATIONS DO NOT FUNCTION AS 100% HUMAN BEINGS, AS YOU CAN SEE. INFACT, THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR TO THESE “MANKEYS” AS YOU CALL THEM. I AM INFACT GLAD YOU FOUND MY OFFSPRING. THEY ARE THE FIRST STEP IN LAUNCHING PROJECT YOOSEY. EVENTUALLY, I SHALL EMBED MYSELF IN EVERY VAGINA (FROM THE UNITED STATES OF COURSE) UNTIL I HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY OF YOOSEY.
    FEAR, LOVE, AND OBEY
     
    THE YOOSEY

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