This just in from Nathan Felde:
BREAKING NEWS
A crime has been committed. Woe be us. Woe be Felde.
The Desecrator was kidnapped late Thursday afternoon, May 3, 2007 and
police have issued a report of the crime. Fox News is following the
story in the Boston area. It is feared that the Desecrator may have
crossed state lines prompting the notification of the F.B.I.
A candlelight vigil is planned this weekend and an
appeal to the nation is being made to watch for the Desecrator. The
accomplices of desecration everywhere are under suspicion. Anyone with
knowledge of planned or ongoing destruction of places sacred to the
memory of our nation's history are requested to report these activities
to the authorities and register their opposition. At risk is the very
essence of what makes this nation great and gives it true character.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS BULLETIN TO ALL CITIZENS CONCERNED ABOUT THE
DESECRATION OF OUR NATION'S CULTURAL HERITAGE, NATURAL HABITAT,
PEACEFUL URBAN SITES, WET LANDS, AND WOODLANDS, WILDLIFE
SANCTUARIES
AND THE HISTORIC LEGACY OF REMARKABLE CITIZENS SUCH AS WILLIAM WHEELWRIGHT. |