TONY HENDRA

Executive Editors

David Blum, Todd Hanson, Jeff Kreisler

Art Director

Milan Zrnic

Design Consultants

Pentagram

Writers

RICHARD BELZER: Guest Editorial: We The People (Page 8), STEVE BODOW: Bad Times (page 17), ANDY BOROWITZ: Bush Abolishes Death, Taxes (page 1) Wha? News? (page 1) Could Hillary Win (page 1 – see below Tony Hendra credit), BONNIE DATT: Brangelina Solves China’s Problem (page 10) Cleaning Lady Sees Virgin (page 15), TODD HANSON: Wha? News? (page 1) Humorous Cartoon (page 8), TIM HARROD: My Police Blotter (page 22) Wha? News? (page 1) , TONY HENDRA: Ad Copy Chuck is Dead (Page 2) Page 3 USA (page 3) Poor Nations Eating US To Standstill (page 4) Mad-Pig Disease (Page 5) South Will Secede If Obama Wins (page 6) Editorials (page 8) Ad Copy Bare Sterns (11-12) Here Comes Meta (page 14) Ad Copy Holy Shroud of Ron (page 21) WWJDD? (page 23) Could Hillary Win? (page 1) was based on an item from The Borowitz Report by Andy Borowitz, STEVE HIGGINS: By Classified I (page 7) By Classified II (page 23), ANN HODGMAN: Mourning in America (page 9) Obitcharies (page 11) Swallow Don’t Spit (page 14), SCOTT JACOBSON: Cindy Madams Column (page 11), TERRY JONES: Letter From London (Page 9), JEFF KREISLER: Next Bubble: The Bubble-Bubble? (page 7) Hot New Toys (page 20-21) , ROB KUTNER: NewsCorp Launches Mother Dow-Jones (page 17) , IAN LENDLER: 2008 Trophy Wives (page 20), CLAUDIA LONOW: Sexecutive Column (page 15), PATRICIA MARX: Obitcharies (page 11) NewsCorp Acquires English Language (page 23), BRUCE MCCALL: British Royal Family Sold To Int’l Ambassador of Money (page 4) Int’l Ambassador of Money and His Bride Renovate Fifth Ave Fixer-Upper (Art and Text pages 18-19) Dear Leader Kim Jong Il (Art and Text page 24), JOE QUEENAN: Fed Clones Roil Markets (page 6) Condom Deliver Screws Moody’s (page 7) Guest Editorial: The Surge is Working (page 8) Desert Island Scumbag Rigged? (page 23), ELLIS WEINER: Thugs Dictators Sign Inhuman Rights (page 4), ANONYMOUS: Madness Avenue (page 16)

Artists

RON BARRETT: Texacon Ad (Page 5), RANDY GLASS: Fox News Fox Tease (Page 1) Stipple Ann Coulter (Page 3), RICK MEYEROWITZ: Baruch Obama (page 1) Froot Richgrinch (page 8) Manny’s of Syosset (Page 11), JAY MONTGOMERY: Holy Shroud of Ron, PAUL SZEP: John McCain Head (page 1) Firing Line In Heaven (page 9) Roger Ailes (Page 23)