Chwast’s Quote: The Illustrated Words of Johnny Carson

A notable quote from Johnny Carson, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 147 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column.

"When turkeys mate, they think of swans." - Johnny Carson

For more Seymour Chwast, check out The Last Word, his illustrated column in Print magazine, available from