Chwast’s Quote: The Illustrated Words of Joan Rivers

A notable quote from Joan Rivers, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 113 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column.

"My best birth control is to leave the lights on." - Joan Rivers

For more Seymour Chwast, check out The Last Word, his illustrated column in Print magazine, available from