Chwast’s Quote: The Illustrated Words of Woody Allen

A notable quote from Woody Allen, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 117 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column.

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." - Woody Allen

For more Seymour Chwast, check out The Last Word, his illustrated column in Print magazine, available from