Chwast’s Quote: Words of Wisdom from Seymour Chwast (and Andy Rooney)

A notable quote from Andy Rooney, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 92 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column.

the average dog is nicer than the average person

For more Seymour Chwast, check out The Last Word, his illustrated column in Print magazine, available from