Chwast’s Quote: Words of Wisdom from Seymour Chwast (and Rob Corddry)

A notable quote from Rob Corddry, illustrated by Seymour Chwast—number 99 in a weekly series. Submit a quote in the comments (or on Twitter or Facebook), and it will be considered for a future column.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer - Rob Corrdry

For more Seymour Chwast, check out The Last Word, his illustrated column in Print magazine, available from