Stefan Bucher, creator of The Daily Monster, has just come out with something totally original. And he should get a medal for his book You Deserve A Medal: Honors on the Path to True Love (Knock Knock). He has designed a guide to 40 medals for acts of valor like: Surviving up to six months of involuntary abstinence while in a committed relationship or Bravery for deliberately placing your toothbrush into the caddy of your loved one or Living through the first empty day after the breakup of a relationship. Perfect for the commercially lucrative and emotionally draining Valentine ordeal, Bucher has also produced some of the medals in their own ceremonial boxes. They can be worn proudly on formal wear, business attire, or pajamas, for those so depressed they cannot get out of bed.