Hold the Miracle

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Miracle Whip

Calling Michael Pollan. It’s not Cool Whip, right!?

Debate question: So when did Miracle Whip become cool and hip? When it changed to the squiggly whiplash typography? Or replaced the beige food color with white and blue? Or is it the tasty preservatives?

It’s a miracle that people eat the goop inside. Hold the Miracle! Debate over.

Miracle Whip