Zut Alors! There’s Something on My Leg!

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Stockings in Paree have taken a new turn into the novelty abyss, from which few return. Here are some of the nylons I’ve encountered: The gun moll style, with pistol in garter, the evil eye style, that moved from the forehead to the knee, and the ameoba style, with creepy crawlies on the leg. Don’t designers have anything better to do? I mean like save the earth, or something?!