Two refugees from the destroyed Planet 1985 have dragged themselves from their wreckage, dusted themselves off, and are now attempting to lick the last remaining drops of blood from their careers’ corpses so they themselves can live another decade.
It’s Death Becomes Her multiplied by Cougartown plus The Real Housewives of (wherever), or, the best pop culture car crash ever. It’s like watching your mom poledance. just, ugh, horrible. but you have to watch!
This is from Queer the Pitch, gay camp culture at its finest, so don’t click if you’re penis-averse. This entry is work-safe, but much of the site isn’t.