Editor’s Note: Over the years, Steven Heller has written thousands of installments of his blog, The Daily Heller. With Vintage Heller, we’re exploring entries from the archives. This post first appeared in 2017.
In a world where many innocent people are incarcerated without parole, other guilty ones are pardoned and set free, and animals are routinely killed as trophies, it's good to know that there is some justice in the fowl world. Thank you, Mr. Presidents, for your mercy at this time of the year. It sends a fine message.
Here’s to the holiday from the folks at The Daily Heller. We wish everyone a well-designed world where we give thanks to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, free thought and expression, and free gobblers. Make turkeys great again.
