Hair Is Important
If your Halloween hair is not close enough to the Lord, may I suggest buying a custom confection from Fifi Mahony’s in New Orleans? They outfit many a professional drag queen, burlesque dancer, and stripper, so you know that your hair will amaze and last. They constantly post new work to Facebook, so like ’em.
(In case you missed it, the above wig is adorned with poop and a fly. Scroll back up, sugar.)