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Vote Yes for Ham, No for Anchovies

The polls across the nation will close within the next few hours. But if you have not yet voted, here is a “Demonstration Ballot” that offers many alternatives to the usual menu of candidates and propositions.

However, if Lox and Bagels is not your cup of tea, then at least Dog and Cat are the same political animal. Go out and vote before it’s too late.