Let’s all celebrate National Pattern Baldness Day: “For every head shall be bald, and every beard clipped: upon all the hands shall be cuttings, and upon the loins sackcloth.”
In honor of the self-appointed homage to pates, today begins the first annual “Clear Water Hides Nothing: Name the Bald Man” contest. Can you name them all? Or even a few?
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~Kahlil Gibran
(Read about Hefner’s documentary film in the Nightly Heller here.)
